Friday, January 26, 2007

Whore of the Day: Jenny Lee Masterson

The very first day and the rules have to be bent. Since the Chernobyl fashion show was for charity and not the models bank balance it certainly can't be counted as whoring. So the title jumps down to number 2 on the list, Jenny Lee Masterson. Congratualtions Jenny (or is it Jenny Lee) on being the very first Whore of the Day.

For someone who I couldn't pick out of a line up, posing in a big hat and glasses in the Herald AM's photo certainly wasn't going to help. The Star, Metro and Mirror all went with better photos of Jenny and her big boat.





The Herald was most helpful. See you mightn't have noticed, but Jenny used to have blonde hair and recently went brunette. The Herald had comparsion pics, because obvisouly they are the most crucial part of the story, and some words about other celebs who have undergone a unblonding.



The top five women appearing in papers today

Helena Christensen 722 points
Jenny Lee Masterson 689 points
Jodie Kidd 546 points
Taragh Loughrey-Grant 202 points
Sarah Morrissey 169 points

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