Whore of the Day: Jenny Lee Masterson

The very first day and the rules have to be bent. Since the Chernobyl fashion show was for charity and not the models bank balance it certainly can't be counted as whoring. So the title jumps down to number 2 on the list, Jenny Lee Masterson. Congratualtions Jenny (or is it Jenny Lee) on being the very first Whore of the Day.

For someone who I couldn't pick out of a line up, posing in a big hat and glasses in the Herald AM's photo certainly wasn't going to help. The Star, Metro and Mirror all went with better photos of Jenny and her big boat.





The Herald was most helpful. See you mightn't have noticed, but Jenny used to have blonde hair and recently went brunette. The Herald had comparsion pics, because obvisouly they are the most crucial part of the story, and some words about other celebs who have undergone a unblonding.



The top five women appearing in papers today

Helena Christensen 722 points
Jenny Lee Masterson 689 points
Jodie Kidd 546 points
Taragh Loughrey-Grant 202 points
Sarah Morrissey 169 points

Cork Fashion Show

This fashion show for the Chernobyl Children's Project dominated most papers today, with three front pages and an article in most of the morning papers.

Most papers went with the Supermodel attendees, Helena Christensen and Jodie Kidd. Ali Hewson (as you can see on the left) and Adi Roche popped up in a few photos around the place two. The Irish Times was the only paper with a slighty different photo, Helena Christensen and Jodie Kidd meeting with schoolgirls volunteers

The Daily Mail went with a photo of Sarah Morrissey on the front page, and also the only paper to print photos of the Irish models, excluding Samina Zia who appeared in the Examiner and Mirror.

Launch

With so many models in Ireland how are people meant to know who's the biggest one. Wonder no more, Model Watch is here to let the public now which Irish model is the biggest publicity whore. Using advanced scentific methods the Whore of the Day and Whore of the Week can be tracked easily, finally resulting in the big Whore of the Year title.

Since this wonderful blog on started today, spare a though for poor Katy French. She spilt up with her fiancee in ridiculous fashion, got tons of press and none of it counts. Poor girl. But she did get to be the first mentioned. And if a blog could have a launch party (I'm sure one will at some point) she'd be the first to be invited.